Emily Vogel posted 2 years ago
I didn't realize that, by decorating for Halloween, I would inadvertently encourage the presence of actual arachnids. My phobia is surely being tested today. Every time I look up from my monitor, the large 8-legged panic attack outside my window taunts me by darkening my aesthetic view of orange twinkly lights, knowing that I cannot reach him through the pane of glass. Spider 1 Vogel 0


  • Mary Nielsen

    Mary Nielsen 2 years ago

    [Insert screechy violin horror-movie music here.]